Adam Scott

Character: Gary Bloom

Evangeline Lilly

Character: Samantha

Owen Atlas

Character: Lucas

Bridget Everett

Character: Al

Donald Faison

Character: Larry

Chris D'Elia

Character: Wayne

Kyle Bornheimer

Character: Victor

Clancy Brown

Character: Reverend J.D. Gospel

Tyler Labine

Character: Karl C. Miller

Sally Field

Character: Miss Shaylock

Marcus Terrell Smith

Character: Dwayne

James Weir

Character: Mac

Chip Zien

Character: Stepdad Therapist

Rick Applegate

Character: Principal

Ken Bolden

Character: School Psychiatrist

Brad Williams

Character: Gozamel

Allen Roth

Character: Uncle Scott

Hank Harris

Character: Gabriel

Carla Gallo

Character: Wendy

Eli Craig

Character: Derby Official

Russ Mitchell

Character: Russ Mitchell

Paul Slimak

Character: Homeless Albino

Schuyler White

Character: Birthday Clown

Noah Craig

Character: Jeremy

Mark Rademacher

Character: Wedding Priest

Steve Kosinski

Character: Priest

Cherie McClain

Character: News Reporter

David Myers Gregory

Character: End of Times Believer

Rhonda Freya English

Character: Clerk

Peggy Miller

Character: End Times Shopper

Sasha Williams

Character: Mom at Waterpark

Michael Ryan Boehm

Character: Annoyed Kid

Todd Emmett

Character: Policeman #1

John Sundquist

Character: Policeman #2

Ray Wise

Character: Guy On TV (uncredited)

Kristephan Warren-Stevens

Character: Little League Coach / Water Park Guest (uncredited)