Leslie Nielsen

Character: Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley

Character: Jane Spencer

Ricardo Montalban

Character: Vincent Ludwig

George Kennedy

Character: Ed Hocken

O. J. Simpson

Character: Nordberg

Susan Beaubian

Character: Mrs. Nordberg

Nancy Marchand

Character: Mayor

Raye Birk

Character: Pahpshmir

Jeannette Charles

Character: Queen Elizabeth II

Ed Williams

Character: Ted Olsen

Tiny Ron

Character: Al

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Character: 'Weird Al'

Leslie Maier

Character: 'Weird Leslie'

Winifred Freedman

Character: Stephanie

Joe Grifasi

Character: Foreman

Tony Brafa

Character: Enrico Pallazzo

Lorali Hart

Character: Woman On Ledge

Nicholas Worth

Character: Thug #1

Ronald G. Joseph

Character: Thug #27

Doris Hess

Character: Nurse #2

Charlotte Zucker

Character: Dominique

Larry Pines

Character: Drug Dealer #1

Tom Dugan

Character: Drug Dealer #2

Burton Zucker

Character: Photographer

David Katz

Character: Arafat

Robert LuJane

Character: Khadafi

Charles Gherardi

Character: Khomeini

Prince Hughes

Character: Idi Amin

David Lloyd Austin

Character: Gorbachev

Ken Minyard

Character: Ken & (voice)

Robert Arthur

Character: Bob (voice)

Greg Breslau

Character: Man Deleted from Fireworks Scene

Sharon Breslau

Character: Woman Deleted from Fireworks Scene

Reggie Jackson

Character: Angel Right Fielder

Michael J. Montes

Character: Angel Shortstop

Charles Fick

Character: Angel Catcher

Lawrence Tierney

Character: Angels Manager

Hank Robinson

Character: First Base Umpire

Joe West

Character: Third Base Umpire

Jay Johnstone

Character: Seattle First Up

Randy Harvey

Character: Seattle Pitcher

Brett Bartlett

Character: Seattle Centerfielder

Dennis Packer

Character: Baseball P.A. Announcer

Dick Vitale

Character: Baseball Announcer

Dick Enberg

Character: Baseball Announcer

Jim Palmer

Character: Baseball Announcer

Mel Allen

Character: Baseball Announcer

Curt Gowdy

Character: Baseball Announcer

Tim McCarver

Character: Baseball Announcer

Joyce Brothers

Character: Baseball Announcer

Don Woodard

Character: "There he is!"

Christopher J. Keene

Character: "Please disperse, Please disperse."

Mary Norman

Character: "Here, you can use my radio mike."

Susan Breslau

Character: "Hey, look out!"

Rick Seaman

Character: "Ya dumb broad!"

Fredric Arnold

Character: "Hey! What's the meaning of this?"

Ron Tank

Character: "Mayor, will there be any additional security officers added to the police force during the Queen's visit?"

Mallory Sandler

Character: "Oh, Dr. Alford, I have Mrs. Kepley's chart if you're ready to go over it."

Edwina Moore

Character: "Mr. Pallazzo, our head usher will be here in two minutes to take you onto the field."

Jeff Wright

Character: "Mr. Pallazzo! Would you come with me?"

Jim Smith

Character: "Sorry, fellas."

Mark Holton

Character: "It's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Jane Couris

Character: "You killed him!"

John Houseman

Character: Driving Instructor (uncredited)

Brinke Stevens

Character: Brunette Woman in Showers (uncredited)

Jesse Ventura

Character: Baseball Announcer (uncredited)

Bob Herron

Character: Dr. Alford (uncredited)

Eddie Hice

Character: Criminal at Police Station / Baseball Fan (uncredited)

Conrad E. Palmisano

Character: Hijacked Taurus Driver (uncredited)

George Sasaki

Character: Reception Guest (uncredited)