Will Forte

Character: MacGruber

Kristen Wiig

Character: Vicki

Ryan Phillippe

Character: Piper

Powers Boothe

Character: Colonel Faith

Maya Rudolph

Character: Casey

Chris Irvine

Character: Frank Korver

Mark Henry

Character: Tut Beemer

Glenn Jacobs

Character: Tanker Lutz

Dalip Singh

Character: Tug Phelps

Hassan Hamin Assad

Character: Vernon Freedom

Paul Wight

Character: Brick Hughes

Timothy V. Murphy

Character: Constantine

Andy Mackenzie

Character: Hoss

Jasper Cole

Character: Zeke

Val Kilmer

Character: Cunth

Rhys Coiro

Character: Yerik Novikov

Kevin Skousen

Character: Senator Garver

Robert M. Reid

Character: Priest

Jim Giesler

Character: Janitor

Brandon Trost

Character: Brick's Boyfriend

Robert Douglas Washington

Character: Cashier

Chris Kittinger

Character: Man in Tuxedo

Marielle Heller

Character: Clocky

Derek Mears

Character: Large Henchman

John Gibson

Character: Dealer

Vic Browder

Character: Control Room Guard

Russ Dillen

Character: Commander

Michael-David Aragon

Character: Machine Room Guard

Gregory Alan Williams

Character: Minister

Chad Brummett

Character: Military Officer

Sandra Wood

Character: Nude Model

Matt Wood

Character: Bartender

Mark Dimitrijevic

Character: Man in Café

Amar'e Stoudemire

Character: Self

Brian Petsos

Character: Dude

Alan D'Antoni

Character: Russian Guard

Cajardo Lindsey

Character: Railroad Guard #1

Laurence Chavez

Character: Railroad Guard #2 / Compound Guard #2

Matthew Lee Christmas

Character: Railroad Guard #3

Michael Owen

Character: Railroad Bodyguard

Ed Duran

Character: Compound Guard #1

Tomas Sanchez

Character: Compound Guard #3

Bobby Burns

Character: Compound Guard #4

Bill Leaman

Character: Compound Guard #5

Willie Weber

Character: Compound Guard #6

Alan Tafoya

Character: Charging Guard

Michelle Waterson-Gomez

Character: Club Babe #1

Jason Trost

Character: Smoking Guard

Milos Milicevic

Character: KFBR392 Guy

Christina Rouner

Character: News Anchor

Eugene Nosoff

Character: Russian Radio Voice (voice)

Jamie Haqqani

Character: Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Jesus Jr.

Character: Edwin Culebra (uncredited)

Cynthia Lee

Character: Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Casey Messer

Character: Cunth's Daughter (uncredited)

Freddy Martinez

Character: MMA Fighter (uncredited)