Jim Varney

Character: Ernest P. Worrell

Cylk Cozart

Character: Barry

Aaron Joseph

Character: Quincy

A.J. Bond

Character: Little Ernest

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Character: Archangel

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

Character: T.J.

Lester Barrie

Character: Willie

Colin Lawrence

Character: Tommy T.

Richard Leacock

Character: Walter

Jay Brazeau

Character: Mr. Moloch

Douglas Newell

Character: Head Guard

Henry O. Watson

Character: Mr. Ellis

Brenda Crichlow

Character: Jackie

Lossen Chambers

Character: Dr. Love

Charles Payne

Character: Opponent 1

Stevie Vallance

Character: Erma

Stuart Davidson

Character: Kid

Chris Turner

Character: Bobby

Myles Ferguson

Character: Johnny

Nathaniel DeVeaux

Character: Ref

David Jacox

Character: Bicyclist

Babe Dolan

Character: Old Lady

Jim Dunn

Character: Spaghetti Man

Vanessa Paris

Character: Spaghetti Woman

Bill Lawrence

Character: Krader Stuntman

George Josef

Character: Chef

Brent Woolsey

Character: Crystal Man

Gerry Nairn

Character: Announcer

Charles Andre

Character: Medic

Brian Arnold

Character: ESPN Correspondent