Brent Carver

Character: Brian Knight

Olympia Dukakis

Character: Lila Shapiro

Jane Leeves

Character: Mona Rothchild

Don McKellar

Character: Matt Shapiro

Sarah Polley

Character: Dana Shapiro

Parker Posey

Character: Nick Devivo

Rejean Cournoyer

Character: Rory Metzler

Cynthia Preston

Character: Amy Eisner

Joanna Adler

Character: Gaby Shapiro-Schnell

Dick Latessa

Character: Uncle Leo

Christina Zorich

Character: Judy Campbell

Ruth Moore

Character: Dr. Fisher

Walter Borden

Character: Fred

Chaz Thorne

Character: Chris Devivo

Joan Orenstein

Character: Angela DeVivo

Glen Grant

Character: Andy Campbell

Gianna Marciante

Character: Lilian Schnell

Jaclyn Markowitz

Character: Amelia Schnell

Chris Barry

Character: Third Little Maid

Ray Brimicombe

Character: Desk Sergeant

Laura Cahoot

Character: Bride

Linda Carvery

Character: Doctor

Richard Donat

Character: Undertaker

Chase Duffy

Character: Assistant District Attorney

Tim Dunn

Character: Ping Pong Player

Travis Ferris

Character: NYPD Officer

Thom Fitzgerald

Character: Vagimar Director

Robert Fucito

Character: China Bob

Ian Gilmore

Character: Second Little Maid

Steven Hillyer

Character: Paramedic

Celeste Jankowski

Character: String Quartet Member No.1

Tim Marback

Character: Paramedic No. 2

Vicki McCarty

Character: Princess Leia Kapui Schwartz

Carla Morton

Character: Clinic Nurse

Ken Nagami

Character: String Quartet Member No.2

Marcia Olsen

Character: Sick Girl

Doug Pettigrew

Character: Canadian Sailor

Walker Richards

Character: Wedding Photographer

Susan Sayle

Character: String Quartet Member No.3

Jamie Stevens

Character: Bartender

Studio

Character: Drag Queen

Darryl Tannahill

Character: Detective

Miss Vicky

Character: Drag Queen

Cecil Wright

Character: City Clerk Official

Mike Younger

Character: Cowboy

Theresa Zong

Character: Grumpy Lady on Plane

Don Bottomley

Character: Guy at Clinic / Patron at Club (uncredited)

Lawrence Willett

Character: Lola (uncredited)