Steve Buscemi

Character: Ed Chilton

Ned Beatty

Character: Uncle Benny

John Glover

Character: A.J. Pattle

Miriam Margolyes

Character: Mabel Chilton

Sam Sorbo

Character: Storm Reynolds

Eric Christmas

Character: Mr. Abner

Harper Roisman

Character: Judge Fearson

Eric Poppick

Character: Sam Halibut

Gary Farmer

Character: Big Lar

Jon Gries

Character: Rob Sundheimer

Rance Howard

Character: Rev. Praxton

Robert Harvey

Character: Mr. Anderson

Carol Schlanger

Character: Aunt Sophie

Warren Munson

Character: Uncle Bill

Dawn Hudson

Character: Telemarketer