Simon Pegg

Character: Nicholas Angel

Nick Frost

Character: PC Danny Butterman

Jim Broadbent

Character: Inspector Frank Butterman

Paddy Considine

Character: DS Andy Wainwright

Rafe Spall

Character: DC Andy Cartwright

Kevin Eldon

Character: Sergeant Tony Fisher

Olivia Colman

Character: PC Doris Thatcher

Bill Bailey

Character: Sergeant Turner

Karl Johnson

Character: PC Bob Walker

Timothy Dalton

Character: Simon Skinner

Edward Woodward

Character: Tom Weaver

Billie Whitelaw

Character: Joyce Cooper

Stuart Wilson

Character: Dr. Robin Hatcher

Paul Freeman

Character: Rev. Philip Shooter

Rory McCann

Character: Michael Armstrong

Kenneth Cranham

Character: James Reaper

Maria Charles

Character: Mrs. Reaper

Peter Wight

Character: Roy Porter

Julia Deakin

Character: Mary Porter

Eric Mason

Character: Bernard Cooper

Trevor Nichols

Character: Greg Prosser

Elizabeth Elvin

Character: Sheree Prosser

Patricia Franklin

Character: Annette Roper

Lorraine Hilton

Character: Amanda Paver

Tim Barlow

Character: Mr. Treacher

Anne Reid

Character: Leslie Tiller

Adam Buxton

Character: Tim Messenger

David Threlfall

Character: Martin Blower

Lucy Punch

Character: Eve Draper

David Bradley

Character: Arthur Webley

Ron Cook

Character: George Merchant

Alice Lowe

Character: Tina

Martin Freeman

Character: Met Sergeant

Bill Nighy

Character: Met Chief Inspector

Stephen Merchant

Character: Peter Ian Staker

Ben McKay

Character: Peter Cocker

Robert Popper

Character: 'Not' Janine

Joe Cornish

Character: Bob

Chris Waitt

Character: Dave

Colin Michael Carmichael

Character: Heston Services Clerk

Tom Strode Walton

Character: Underage Drinker #1

Troy Woollan

Character: Underage Drinker #2

Rory Lowings

Character: Underage Drinker #3

Nicholas Wilson

Character: Butcher Brother

Kevin Wilson

Character: Butcher Brother

Graham Low

Character: The Living Statue

Alexander King

Character: Aaron A. Aaronson

Cate Blanchett

Character: Janine (uncredited)

Steve Coogan

Character: Metropolitan Police Inspector (uncredited)

Peter Jackson

Character: Thief Dressed as Father Christmas (uncredited)

Garth Jennings

Character: Crack Addict (uncredited)

Edgar Wright

Character: Shelf Stacker / Voice of Dave (uncredited)

Lesley Wright

Character: Village of The Year Judge (uncredited)

Peter Wild

Character: Village of The Year Judge (uncredited)

Gillian Rosemary Smith

Character: Village of The Year Judge (uncredited)