John Ritter

Character: President Chet Roosevelt

Harvey Korman

Character: Monty Rushmore

Fred Willard

Character: Vincent Vanderhoff

Chief Dan George

Character: Sam Birdwater

Richard Schaal

Character: Jerry

Peter Riegert

Character: Eric McMurkin

Nancy Morgan

Character: Lucy Beth

Meat Loaf

Character: Oklahoma Daredevil, Roy Budnitz

Elvis Costello

Character: The Earl of Manchester

Howard Hesseman

Character: Kip Margolis

Jay Leno

Character: Larry Miller (Poopy Butt)

Peter Marshall

Character: Himself

Nellie Bellflower

Character: Missy, VP Advertising

Zane Buzby

Character: Mouling Jackson

Terence McGovern

Character: Danny Olson

Tommy Lasorda

Character: Jimmy Dumphy

Jimmy Weldon

Character: Big Jim, VP Research

Robert Beer

Character: David Eisenhower

Allan Arbus

Character: Moishe Weitzman

David Opatoshu

Character: Abdul Muhammad

George Carlin

Character: Narrator

Janie Squire

Character: Student

Dorothy Stratten

Character: Americathon Stage Dancer

Geno Andrews

Character: Chris Broder

Cynthia Windham

Character: Dancer

David Opatoshu

Character: Abdul Mohammad

Nellie Bellflower

Character: Missy, VP Armstrong

J.A. Preston

Character: Morty

Regis Cordic

Character: Herb

Michael Mislove

Character: Mickey

Althea Lawton

Character: Sherri

John Creamer

Character: Oliver Holmes

George Memmoli

Character: Blinky Fun

Gary Wood

Character: Paul Claude Terrando

Ben Fong-Torres

Character: Chinese

John Lone

Character: Chinese

Rollin Moriyama

Character: Chinese

Mitsu Yashima

Character: Chinese

Greta Gratz

Character: Princess Birdwater

Lenard George

Character: Lenny Birdwater

George Fisher

Character: Al Feisal

Jim Burke

Character: Commando

David S. Cass Sr.

Character: Commando #2

Fred Lerner

Character: Commando #3

Mike H. McGaughy

Character: Commando 4

Jamie Masada

Character: Commando 5

Richard Reicheg

Character: Commando 6

Joe Rizkallah

Character: Commando 7

Dede Howard

Character: Cindy

Michael Collins

Character: Mr Broder

Sosimo Hernandez

Character: Juan Flan

John Welsh

Character: Ben

Damon Bradley Raskin

Character: Timmy

Georgi Irene

Character: Baby Irene

Jeannine Irene

Character: Irene's Mother

May Boss

Character: Adele Miller

Dom Magwili

Character: Mouling's Manager

Ron Prince

Character: Head Electrician

Joe Finnegan

Character: Assistant Electrician

Gene LeBell

Character: Referee

Kurt Taylor

Character: Reporter 1

Doug Steckler

Character: Reporter 2

Valerie Danielle Perri

Character: TV Production Assistant

Darlene Joy Dirkquist

Character: Monty's Girl 1

Ilona Wilson

Character: Montys Girl 2

Cynthia Zigeti

Character: Secretary

Olesley Cole

Character: Costumer

Bobby Baum

Character: Tailor

Stan Barrett

Character: Stage Hand

Jon Robbins

Character: Stage Hand

Loren Janes

Character: Stage Hand

Jay Ross

Character: Cameraman

Teri Schwartz

Character: Tourist

Selma Archerd

Character: Telethon Phone Celebrity

Robert Starr

Character: TV Technician

Neal Israel

Character: Rabbi Protester

Art Musto

Character:

Karen Hartman

Character:

Jerry Layne

Character:

Michael St. Clair

Character:

Willie Tyler

Character:

Elena Del Rubio

Character:

Milly Del Rubio

Character:

Eadie Del Rubio

Character:

Eric Lee

Character:

Carl Carlsson

Character:

Ruth Carlsson

Character:

Tony Cappola

Character:

Dick Winslow

Character:

Jerry Maren

Character:

Zelda Rubinstein

Character:

Jimmy Briscoe

Character:

Elizabeth Barrington

Character:

Harry Monty

Character:

Frank Delfino

Character:

Anita Liebert

Character:

David Beckett

Character:

Chester Hayes

Character:

Linda Montana

Character:

Skeeter Vaughan

Character:

Maurice Cook

Character:

Sophia Bibbs

Character:

Michael McLoughlin

Character:

Larry Ahlman

Character:

Merrill Hardy

Character:

Ronald J May

Character:

Freddie Spencer

Character:

Alan Peterson

Character:

Eric Boles

Character:

Robert Strom

Character:

Don Seigal

Character:

Kal Szkalak

Character:

Dennis Tinerino

Character:

Jake Steinfeld

Character:

Tom Platz

Character:

Jim Yosenchak

Character:

Tony Clark Stewart

Character:

Christopher Lowry

Character:

Richard Rossington

Character:

Fred Wilson

Character:

David Pomeranz

Character:

Lori Lieberman

Character:

Billie Barnum

Character:

Maxine Anderson

Character:

Lee Lund

Character:

Smith Wordes

Character:

Cindy DeVore

Character:

Sandy Rovetta

Character:

Eddie Verso

Character:

Edward J Helm

Character:

Marianna Pecora

Character:

Deborah Ann Rouston

Character:

Warren Lucas

Character:

Bruce Keeler

Character:

Johnny Oliver

Character:

Chris Page

Character:

Jon Wolff

Character:

John Mayhan

Character:

Pat Zicari

Character:

Carmen Fanzone

Character:

Michael Egan

Character:

Michael George

Character:

Bob Rafkin

Character:

Frank Fabio

Character:

Henry Newmark

Character:

John Carradine

Character: Uncle Sam

Nay K. Dorsey

Character: Bicycle Rider

Al Beaudine

Character: Spectator at Inauguration

Alison Brown

Character: Americathon Stage Dancer

Elizabeth Carder

Character: Clergy

Jimmy Carter

Character: Self (Archive Footage)

Donald Chaffin

Character:

Terry Donohue

Character: Technical DIrector

Len Felber

Character:

Steven Hauptman

Character: Bicyclist

Birl Jonns

Character:

Helen Kelly

Character:

Jef Labes

Character:

Mike McCartney

Character: Ventriloquist

Cybill Shepherd

Character: Gold Girl (Uncredited)

Bob Templeton

Character:

Cynthia Windham

Character:

Sandy Rovetta

Character: Band Member