Lenny Henry

Character: Lenny/Michael Jackson/Prince

Bill Paterson

Character: Dr Gold

Dawn French

Character: Driving Instructor

Barry Norman

Character: Self

Ram John Holder

Character: Uncle Norman

Peter Tilbury

Character: Dentist

Patsy Rowlands

Character: Royalist Housewife

Ben Cole

Character: Journalist/Blob/Salesman

Colin McFarlane

Character: Journalist/Dave

Geoffrey McGivern

Character: Journalist/Emperor

Brian Pettifer

Character: Journalist/Dave

Danny John-Jules

Character: Gary

Tim Dry

Character: Mime Artist/Betting Clerk

Jean Campbell-Dallas

Character: Old Lady

Stephen Marcus

Character: Policeman/Roman Guard

Duncan Duff

Character: Vicar

Julian Littman

Character: Iroquois Indian

Imogen Claire

Character: Receptionist

Leon Black

Character: Child Lenny

Jakko Jakszyk

Character: Engineer

Leyton Summers

Character: Elvis