John Larroquette

Character: Mark Bannister

Kirstie Alley

Character: Jessie Bannister

John Diehl

Character: Fred

Alison La Placa

Character: Claudia

Jessica Lundy

Character: Bernice

Bradley Gregg

Character: Jonathan

Dennis Miller

Character: Wes

Robert Ginty

Character: Dale

Wayne Tippit

Character: Grindle

Paul Eiding

Character: Stark

Aeryk Egan

Character: C.K.

Deborah Otto

Character: Katy

Mark Bringelson

Character: Prick Automaton Cop

Karen Kronwell

Character: Female Cop

Heather McNair

Character: Karen Kelly

Mark Manning

Character: Russell Fenn

Bob Sorenson

Character: Field Reporter

Rob Camilletti

Character: Shady Character Outside Strip Joint

Elizabeth Lang

Character: Mark's Secretary

Peppi Sanders

Character: Receptionist

Jay Bernard

Character: Kaminsky

Frank Dworsky

Character: Mailroom Employee

Rene L. Moreno

Character: Mailroom Runner

Deborah Swartz

Character: Chloroform

Lisa Rubin

Character: Tom Cruise Girl Fan

Hart Throb

Character: Tom Cruise Guy Fan

Aaron Berger

Character: Space People Eat My Mom And Dad

Elaine Moe

Character: Fistful of Valium

Loy Burns

Character: Get Drunk

Jack Edward

Character: Polka Man

Pat Willoughby

Character: Polka Lady

Richard Alexander

Character: Bust Somebody

Francis Brooks

Character: Pump Iron

Marlon Darton

Character: Meditation

Frieda Smith

Character: Sex

Jon Proudstar

Character: Shoot 'Em

Mel Coleman

Character: Strangle 'Em

Kimberly Steuter

Character: Cook 'Em in the Owen

Elizabeth Kneeland

Character: Hide His Medication

Ed Peterson

Character: Her Ancient Husband

Grant Moran

Character: Kindness

Michael Waltman

Character: Insulin

Darwin Hall

Character: Hammer

Karen DeConcini

Character: Bean Dip

Earl Smith

Character: Shiv

Kevin Wadowski

Character: Hit 'N' Run

Ethan Aronson

Character: His Car

Michael Zand

Character: Kaddir (voice)

Jack Penix

Character: Dr. Jack Penix O.B. Gyn (voice)

Jonny Bliss

Character: Employee

Rich Hopkins

Character: Tourist

Michael Listorti

Character: Tv news cameraman

Earl W. Smith

Character: Street Thug