Will Sasso

Character: Awesomest Maximus

Kristanna Loken

Character: Hottessa

Sophie Monk

Character: Princess Ellen

Khary Payton

Character: King Erotic

Ian Ziering

Character: Testiclees

Gary Lundy

Character: Orlando

Rip Torn

Character: King Looney

Tony Cox

Character: Minoritees

Tiffany Claus

Character: Milfia

Deon Richmond

Character: Jamal

Eddie Pepitone

Character: Approximo

Nelson Frazier Jr.

Character: Ginormous

Adam Devine

Character: Ephor 1

Edward Barbanell

Character: Testiclees Little Cousin

Blake Anderson

Character: Greek Soldier #1

Randy Sklar

Character: Jeff - Testiclees Soldier #2

Jason Sklar

Character: Bill - Testiclees Soldier #1

Dennis Haskins

Character: Priest

Russell Peters

Character: Pervius