Evel Knievel

Character: Himself

Gene Kelly

Character: Will Atkins

Lauren Hutton

Character: Kate Morgan

Red Buttons

Character: Ben Andrews

Leslie Nielsen

Character: Stanley Millard

Cameron Mitchell

Character: Barton

Frank Gifford

Character: Himself

Eric Olson

Character: Tommy Atkins

Sheila Allen

Character: Sister Charity

Albert Salmi

Character: Cortland

Dabney Coleman

Character: Ralph Thompson

Ernie F. Orsatti

Character: Norman Clark (as Ernie Orsatti)

Marjoe Gortner

Character: Jesse