Michael Caine

Character: Sidney Lipton / Doctor Hicklar

Roger Moore

Character: Garald Bradley-Smith / Sir John Bevistock

Sally Kirkland

Character: Willie

Lee Patterson

Character: Darrell Hyde

Mark Burns

Character: Nigel Holden

Derren Nesbitt

Character: Inspector Grosse

Deborah Leng

Character: Francesca

Christopher Adamson

Character: Death's Head

Steffanie Pitt

Character: Donna Dutch

Eddie Yeoh

Character: Korean Bidder

Raymond Johnson

Character: Nigerian Bidder

Nadio Fortune

Character: Italian Bidder

Amir M. Korangy

Character: Iranian Bidder

Angus MacKay

Character: Reverend Simkin

Robert McBain

Character: Lawyer

John Woodnutt

Character: Bank Manager

John Cleese

Character: Man on the Beach in Barbados Who Looks Like John Cleese

Jenny Seagrove

Character: Heath Club Receptionist and Girl with John Cleese

Billy J. Mitchell

Character: Elmer, Tourist

Mildred Shay

Character: Jolene, Tourist

Leslie Lowe

Character: Lovely Lady on Train

Tony Caron

Character: Warder

Drew Millar

Character: Cabbie

Daniel Coll

Character: Tim

Francis Drake

Character: Rabbi Blum

Cynthia Michaelis

Character: Rabbi's Wife

Nicholas Courtney

Character: Sir Hugh

Barbara Dixon-Law

Character: Amy Hicklar

Alexandra Pigg

Character: Car Hire Girl

Patsy Kensit

Character: Sick Lady on Train

Kathleen Smith

Character: Mrs Thatcher

Steve Nallon

Character: Mrs Thatcher (Voice)

Mary Reynolds

Character: The Queen

Kiran Shah

Character: Little Boss at Auction

R.J. Bell

Character: Big Boss at Auction

Pamela Binns

Character: The Duchess

John Scott Martin

Character: Old Jeweller

Gary Lammin

Character: Ronald

Cliff Taylor

Character: Husband on Train

Barry Linehan

Character: Chesterton

Jeff Harding

Character: Agent Merrow

Kate Robbins

Character: The Queen (Voice)

Deborah Moore

Character: Flo Fleming

John Lyons

Character: Train Guard

Dennis Chinnery

Character: Vault Guard

Timothy Ackroyd

Character: Security Guard 2