Charlie Barnett

Character: Actor-Comedian-Educator / Registrar

Richard Belzer

Character: Man Reading Paper

Joyce Brothers

Character: Great Books Authority

Andrew Dice Clay

Character: Tough Kid

Cathy Lee Crosby

Character: Greatest Hits MC

Deborah Foreman

Character: Coed / Recruiter

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Character: 'Star Hungry' Celebrity

Keith Gordon

Character: Mugger

Finis Henderson III

Character: Charlie's 'Mother'

Marques Johnson

Character: Aki Alotadrama

Fiona Lewis

Character: Operator #2

Cheech Marin

Character: Elvis Friend & Fan

John Matuszak

Character: TV Spokesman

Bridget Michele

Character: Operator #1

Philip Michael Thomas

Character: Himself

Shadoe Stevens

Character: L.A. Vice Cop #1 / Spokesperson

Ray Parker, Jr.

Character: L.A. Vice Cop #2