Carol Burnett

Character: Narrator (voice)

Danny DeVito

Character: George Johnson (voice)

Carrie Fisher

Character: Alice Conway (voice)

Rhea Perlman

Character: Rose Johnson (voice)

Henry Winkler

Character: Carl Conway (voice)

Cassandra Coblentz

Character: Molly Conway (voice)

Gini Holtzman

Character: Mary O'Connell (voice)

Jeremy Schoenberg

Character: Joey Fabrizio (voice)

Danny Colby

Character: Tommy Johnson (voice)

Karrie Ullman

Character: Darlene Kashitani (voice)

Carl Steven

Character: Woody Coleman (voice) (as Carl Stevens)

Dana Ferguson

Character: Dom Fabrizio (voice)

Brett Johnson

Character: What's-His-Name (voice)

Keri Houlihan

Character: Molly's Daughter (voice)

June Foray

Character: Ms. McCullough (voice)

Bill Scott

Character: Additional Voices (voice)