Maynard James Keenan

Character: Satan

Dee Dee Ramone

Character: The Pope

Jello Biafra

Character: Evil Porn Director

Corey Feldman

Character: Angel Gabriel / Corey Feldman

Cynthia Rodriguez

Character: Bikini Girl

Gary the Retard

Character:

Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

Character: Mini Devil

Peter Grasse

Character: Retard / Amish Boy / Joseph

Larry McGearty

Character: Dirty Larry

Bret Reilly

Character: Retard / Various

Heather-Victoria Ray

Character: Bandit

Heather McDonnell

Character: Bandit

Betty San Luis

Character: Bandit

Cynthia Diaz

Character: Bandit

Robyn Bird

Character: Virgin Mary

Clark O'Donnel

Character: Officer Harry Nudzak (as Clark O'Donnell)

Mercedes DeMarko

Character: QVC Hostess

Sam Heffelfinger

Character: QVC Host

Jason Ross

Character: Grim Reaper

Michelle McCarty

Character: Amish Girl

Shannon Pezzetta

Character: Various / Porn Clerk

Shane McGeady

Character: Dirty Sanchez

Bob Bannon

Character: Guard

Jeremy Hugo

Character: Guard

Bobby Shame

Character: Guard

Jay Medley

Character: Guard

Billy Puddly

Character: Guard

Nick Epps

Character: Guard

Zenzele Cesare

Character: Cop

Michael Miller

Character: Cop

Theresa Jonies

Character: Bikini Girl

Nicole Dunn

Character: Bikini Girl

Marquita

Character: Bikini Girl (as Marquita Roane)

Fulani Respicio

Character: Bikini Girl

Geeta Dalal

Character: Bikini Girl

Billie Jo Hewitt

Character: Bikini Girl

Tanya Drayton

Character: Bikini Girl

Brodie Budd

Character: Bikini Girl

Maria Calinilina

Character: Bikini Girl

Serena Perolli

Character: Bikini Girl

Linda Nezu

Character: Bikini Girl

Heather Phillips

Character: Unicycle Girl

Don Juan

Character: Gladiator

Jason Goldberg

Character: Gladiator

Courtney Shea Alston

Character: Peasant Girl

Jeffrey Wilkerson

Character: Farmer Dude

Kristoffe Brodeur

Character: Evil Clown

Feline Fabre

Character: (as Felina)

Allan Lane

Character: Shit Dude