Mike McCaul

Character: Tommy 'Wannabe' Williger

Shannon Hile

Character: Mom / Attendant

Richard Eden

Character: Pop

Alycia Cooper

Character: Bus Driver (as Alycia L. Cooper)

Joshua Lou Friedman

Character: Bus Passenger #1

Krystal Kennedy

Character: Bus Passenger #2

Jeremy Aimone

Character: Cab Driver

Stephen Lattimer

Character: Transvestite Rollerblader / Patron #2

Cesar Lopez

Character: Tattooed Skateboarder

Shaun Benson

Character: Spencer Harris

Shaun Benson

Character: Maria Melrose

Doug Merrill

Character: Depressed Man

Chris Flexhaug

Character: U.T. Reporter

John Enos III

Character: Survivor

Eddie McGee

Character: Handicapped Guy

Indira Stefanianna

Character: Depressed Woman (as Indira Stefanianna)

Adamo Palladino

Character: Irving Cruise

Lacy Phillips

Character: Ethel Streep

Tim Biancalana

Character: Ralph Spielberg

Michael A. Zildjian

Character: Metro-Sexual Dude (as Michael Zildjian)

Mariessa Portelance

Character: Jenny Lane

David C. Scott

Character: Patron #1

Michael Bortone

Character: Pablo

Zach Johnson

Character: Lance McShwartz

Billy Concha

Character: Man on Street

David Polcyn

Character: Casting Director

Ted Collins

Character: Mime Heckler / Running Man

Andy Cowan

Character: Leonard Siegel / Voice of Martin Scorcese (voice)

Charlotte Hill

Character: Punk

Otto Felix

Character: Older Customer

Nick DeMarinis

Character: Manager

Kate Siegel

Character: Lance's Assistant

Mickey Barnett

Character: Martin Scorcese

Frank Barbano

Character: Deputy Sheriff

Phil Mannle

Character: Security Guard #1

Jeffrey T. Schoettlin

Character: Security Guard #2