Devon Sawa

Character: Ken

Ivana Baquero

Character: Marnie

Ryan Lee

Character: Chris

Stephen Amethyst Peck

Character: Brian

Michael Jai White

Character: Archie

Bruce Campbell

Character: Jonathan

Louie Kurtzman

Character: Emmett

Celeste Oliva

Character: Anita

Ellen Colton

Character: Ruth

Peg Holzemer

Character: Angry Gran

Mark Steger

Character: Monster Angry Gran

Seth Green

Character: Dour Dennis (voice)

Andria Blackman

Character: Wife

Mike Murphy

Character: Husband

Christopher Mikael

Character: Lou

Stanley Bruno

Character: Bircher

Lonnie Farmer

Character: Monty

Stephen O'Neil Martin

Character: All Mart Employee

Ripley Thibeault

Character: Lyla

Matea Thibeault

Character: Gracie

Bates Wilder

Character: Chris' Father

Cindy Lentol

Character: Chris' Mother

Randy Jay Burrell

Character: Mega Shopper