Tim Heidecker

Character: Tim Heidecker

Eric Wareheim

Character: Eric Wareheim

John C. Reilly

Character: Taquito

Zach Galifianakis

Character: Jim Joe Kelly

Will Ferrell

Character: Damien Weebs

Robert Loggia

Character: Tommy Schlaaang

Ray Wise

Character: Dr. Doone Struts

Jeff Goldblum

Character: Chef Goldblum

Bob Odenkirk

Character: Schlaaang Announcer (voice)

William Atherton

Character: Earle Swinter

Noah Spencer

Character: Jeffery

Jon Baggio

Character: Jason

Gabriel Bartalos

Character: Wolf Puppeteer

Nancy Stelle

Character: Woman on Paris Street

Ronnie Rodriguez

Character: Diamond Jim / Johnny Depp

Marilyn Porayko

Character: Women Being Ticketed

Andy Spencer

Character: Studio Executive 2

Michael Gross

Character: Narrator

Will Forte

Character: Allan Bishopman

James Quall

Character: Self

David Liebe Hart

Character: Self

Dita de Leon

Character: Cocaine Girl (uncredited)

Bill A. Jones

Character: Serious Announcer

Frank Slaten

Character: Super Seat Customer

Bob Ross

Character: Self

Jean-Michel Richaud

Character: Paris Policeman

Kristopher Logan

Character: Studio Executive 1

Christopher Guckenberger

Character: Studio Executive 3

John Downey III

Character: Cornell

Mary Bly

Character: Mrs. Heidecker

Lillian Adams

Character: Mrs. Wareheim

Jay Mawhinney

Character: Bartender

Loki

Character: Tattoo Artist

Harry Elmayan

Character: Delivery Man

Tennessee Luke

Character: Self

Robert Axelrod

Character: Self

Ted Neubauer

Character: Man on Street

Dena Roe

Character: Woman on Street

Twink Caplan

Character: Katie

Kimberly Ables Jindra

Character: Woman Giving Birth

Kirk Diedrich

Character: Roy

Doug Foster

Character: Customer

Matt O'Toole

Character: Reggie

Rae Sunshine Lee

Character: Shrim God 1

Palmer Scott

Character: Shrim God 2

Mobin Khan

Character: El Hat Propietor

Cole Carl Mangham

Character: Shrim Kid #1

Zachariah James-Jadon Evans

Character: Shrim Kid #2

Frunzik Ayvazyan Jr.

Character: Shrim Kid #3

Joshua Briscoe

Character: Shrim Kid #4

Todd Wagner

Character: Hobo

Howie Slater

Character: Steven Spielberg