Robert Hays

Character: Ted Striker

Julie Hagerty

Character: Elaine Dickinson

Leslie Nielsen

Character: Dr. Rumack

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Character: Roger Murdock

Lloyd Bridges

Character: Steve McCroskey

Peter Graves

Character: Capt. Clarence Oveur

Robert Stack

Character: Captain Rex Kramer

Lorna Patterson

Character: Randy

Jill Whelan

Character: Lisa Davis

Ann Nelson

Character: Hanging Lady

Jim Abrahams

Character: Religious Zealot #6

Jonathan Banks

Character: Gunderson

Stephen Stucker

Character: Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs

Frank Ashmore

Character: Victor Basta

Craig Berenson

Character: Paul Carey

Barbara Billingsley

Character: Jive Lady

Lee Bryant

Character: Mrs. Hammen

Joyce Bulifant

Character: Mrs. Davis

Mae E. Campbell

Character: Security Lady

Ethel Merman

Character: Lieutenant Hurwitz

Jimmie Walker

Character: Windshield Wiper Man

Nora Meerbaum

Character: Cocaine Lady

Kenneth Tobey

Character: Air Controller Neubauer

James Hong

Character: Japanese General

Michelle Stacy

Character: Young Girl with Coffee

David Leisure

Character: First Krishna

Al White

Character: Second Jive Dude

Nicholas Pryor

Character: Mr. Hammen

Cyril O'Reilly

Character: Soldier

Ted Chapman

Character: Airport Steward

Jesse Emmett

Character: Man from India

Norman Alexander Gibbs

Character: First Jive Dude

Amy Gibson

Character: Soldier's Girl

Marcy Goldman

Character: Mrs. Geline

Bob Gorman

Character: Striped Controller

Rossie Harris

Character: Joey

Maurice Hill

Character: Reporter #3

David Hollander

Character: Young Boy with Coffee

Howard Honig

Character: Jack

Gregory Itzin

Character: Religious Zealot #1

Howard Jarvis

Character: Man in Taxi

Michael Laurence

Character: Newscaster

Zachary Lewis

Character: Religious Zealot #3

Barbara Mallory

Character: Religious Zealot #2

Maureen McGovern

Character: Nun

Mary Mercier

Character: Shirley

Len Mooy

Character: Reporter #1

Laura Nix

Character: Mrs. Hurwitz

John O'Leary

Character: Reporter #2

Bill Porter

Character: Hospital Contortionist

Conrad E. Palmisano

Character: Religious Zealot #4

Mallory Sandler

Character: L.A. Ticket Agent

Robert Starr

Character: Religious Zealot #5

Barbara Stuart

Character: Mrs. Kramer

Lee Terri

Character: Mrs. Oveur

William Tregoe

Character: Jack Kirkpatrick

Hatsuo Uda

Character: Japanese Newscaster

Herb Voland

Character: Air Controller Macias

John David Wilder

Character: Second Krishna

Windy

Character: Horse

Jason Wingreen

Character: Dr. Brody

Louise Yaffe

Character: Mrs. Jaffe

Charlotte Zucker

Character: Make-up Lady

David Zucker

Character: Ground Crewman #2

Jerry Zucker

Character: Ground Crewman #1

Kitten Natividad

Character: Bouncy Topless Woman on Plane (uncredited)

Larry Blake

Character: Upside-Down Man (uncredited)

Paula Moody

Character: Girl Scout In Bar (uncredited)

Sandra Lee Gimpel

Character: Girl Scout In Bar (uncredited)

Henry Wills

Character: Commuter on Baggage Carousel (uncredited)

Joyce Mandel

Character: Woman on Flight (uncredited)

Gene LeBell

Character: Religious Zealot (uncredited)

Susan Breslau

Character: Ticket Agent (uncredited)