Chevy Chase

Character: Dusty Bottoms

Steve Martin

Character: Lucky Day

Martin Short

Character: Ned Nederlander

Alfonso Arau

Character: El Guapo

Tony Plana

Character: Jefe

Patrice Martinez

Character: Carmen

Jorge Cervera Jr.

Character: Bandito #1

Kai Wulff

Character: German

Abel Franco

Character: Papa Sanchez

Fred Asparagus

Character: Bartender

Jon Lovitz

Character: Morty

Joe Mantegna

Character: Harry Flugleman

Philip Gordon

Character: Rodrigo

Michael Wren

Character: Cowboy

Gene Hartline

Character: Silent Movie Bandito

William B. Kaplan

Character: Silent Movie Bandito

Sophia Lamour

Character: Silent Movie Senorita

Santos Morales

Character: Telegrapher

Phil Hartman

Character: Sam

Tino Insana

Character: Studio Guard

Craig Berenson

Character: Telegram Delivery Boy

Joshua Gallegos

Character: Bar Patron (as Josh Gallegos)

Norbert Weisser

Character: German's Friend

Brian Thompson

Character: German's Other Friend

Hector Elias

Character: Pedro

Hector Morales

Character: Carlos

Betty Carvalho

Character: Mama Sanchez

Benita Andre

Character: Rosita

Dyana Ortelli

Character: Juanita

Humberto Ortiz

Character: Pablo

Candy Castillo

Character: Bandito #2

Jeff O'Haco

Character: Bandito #3

Loyda Ramos

Character: Conchita

Carl La Fong

Character: Tortoise

Randy Newman

Character: Singing Bush (voice)

Rebecca Ferratti

Character: Hot Señorita

Brinke Stevens

Character: Silent Movie Actress (uncredited)