Ashton Kutcher

Character: Jesse

Seann William Scott

Character: Chester

Jennifer Garner

Character: Wanda

Marla Sokoloff

Character: Wilma

Kristy Swanson

Character: Christie Boner

David Herman

Character: Nelson

Hal Sparks

Character: Zoltan

Charlie O'Connell

Character: Tommy

John Toles-Bey

Character: Mr. Pizzacoli

Christian Middelthon

Character: Nordic Dude #1

Dave Bannick

Character: Nordic Dude #2

James Vincent

Character: Jeff

Bob Clendenin

Character: Zarnoff

Mary Lynn Rajskub

Character: Zelmina

Kevin Christy

Character: Zellner

Kristoffer Ryan Winters

Character: Zilbor

Bill Chott

Character: Big Cult Guard #1

Michael Bower

Character: Big Cult Guard #2

John Melendez

Character: Gene

Teressa Tunney

Character: Tania

Linda Porter

Character: Mrs. Crabbleman

Freda Foh Shen

Character: Chinese Foooood Lady (voice)

Mitzi Martin

Character: Jumpsuit Chick #1

Nichole Hiltz

Character: Jumpsuit Chick #2

Linda Kim

Character: Jumpsuit Chick #3

Mia Trudeau

Character: Jumpsuit Chick #4

Kimmarie Johnson

Character: Jumpsuit Chick #5

Keone Young

Character: Chinese Tailor

Christopher Darga

Character: Interrogation Cop

Marc Lynn

Character: Cop with Whips

Pat Finn

Character: Rick

Cleo King

Character: Impound Officer

Cinco Paul

Character: Camp Counselor

Brendan Hill

Character: Boy with Bat

Jona Kai Jacobsen

Character: Anthony

Jodi Ann Paterson

Character: Super Jumpsuit Chick

Dwight Armstrong

Character: Space-A-Rama Employee

Claudine Barros

Character: Patty

Richard Johnson

Character: Birthday Father

Galvin Chapman

Character: Birthday Son

Joanna Bacalso

Character: Bartender

Katherine Baker

Character: Cowgirl Stripper

Tabitha Taylor

Character: Dancer #1

Misty Atkinson

Character: Dancer #2

Veronica Gomez

Character: Dancer #3

Melissa Burleson

Character: Dancer #4

Annette Pursley

Character: Dancer #5

Melissa Copen

Character: Dancer #6

Linda Maria Balver

Character: Dancer #7

Cheryl Tsai

Character: Dancer #8

Erik Audé

Character: Musclehead

Ryan Christian

Character: Musclehead

Blaise Fitzgerald

Character: Musclehead

William H. Gray

Character: Musclehead

Fabio

Character: Fabio

Andy Dick

Character: Mark (uncredited)

Joyce Giraud

Character: Fabio's Girlfriend (uncredited)

Brent Spiner

Character: Pierre (uncredited)