Stephen Burrows

Character: Milwaukee Steve

Traci Lords

Character: Sam

Tim Matheson

Character: Simon Sez Simone

Jerry Stiller

Character: The Colonel

Amy Stiller

Character: Cherri Contrary

Fred Willard

Character: Steve's Manager

A.J. Benza

Character: Steve's Agent

Clancy Brown

Character: The Man

Abe Vigoda

Character: The Frog

Kate Miller

Character: Desiree, the Whore

David Vinau

Character:

McNally Sagal

Character: Maloney

Jon Chardiet

Character: Mr. C

Anne Meara

Character: Casting Director

John Rosenfeld

Character: Agent #1

Mary Scheer

Character: Agent #2

Mike 'Boogie' Malin

Character: Manager #1

Betsy Monroe

Character: Sugaree

Joshua Glyn

Character: 8th Grade Dropout

Sheila Travis

Character: Ria

Olivia Debono

Character: Ass-Slapped Girl

Vené L. Arcoraci

Character: Limo Girl

Mandy Levin

Character: Bistro Waitress

Miriam Flynn

Character: Bussler Waitress