Steve Martin

Character: Henry Clark

Goldie Hawn

Character: Nancy Clark

John Cleese

Character: Mr. Mersault

Mark McKinney

Character: Greg

Jessica Cauffiel

Character: Susan Clark

Charlie Dell

Character: Janitor on Train

Tom Riis Farrell

Character: Andrew Lloyd Webber

Cynthia Nixon

Character: Sheena

Josh Mostel

Character: Dr. Faber

Anne Haney

Character: Woman in Bathroom

Carlease Burke

Character: Airline Representative

Oliver Hudson

Character: Alan Clark

Rudolph Giuliani

Character: Self

Valerie Perri

Character: Stewardess

Peggy Mannix

Character: Sweeper Woman

Jordan Baker

Character: Rental Car Clerk

Christopher Durang

Character: Paranoid Man

Mo Gaffney

Character: Paranoid Woman

Mary Testa

Character: Dominatrix

Gregory Jbara

Character: Edward

Joseph Maher

Character: Mr. Wellstone

Constance McCashin

Character: Mrs. Wellstone

Steve Bean

Character: Greg's Friend

James Arone

Character: Room Service Waiter

Chris McKinney

Character: Arresting Cop

Joe Grifasi

Character: Arresting Cop

Jerome Preston Bates

Character: Prisoner #1

Jacinto Taras Riddick

Character: Prisoner #2

Cher Cosenza

Character: Dancer

James Hunter

Character: Traveller (uncredited)