Paul Kaye

Character: Lenny Yeomans

Camille Coduri

Character: Janice Yeomans

Nicola Bland

Character: Nicky Yeomans

Imogen Byron

Character: Sammy Yeomans

Samuel Oatley

Character: Ken Bowles

Liz Fraser

Character: Ada

Keith Barron

Character: Bernie

George Innes

Character: Bertie

Campbell Morrison

Character: McTavish

George Rossi

Character: McBrayne

David Ryall

Character: Meriweather

Andrew MacLachlan

Character: Doctor

Angela Curran

Character: Midwife

Stewart Harwood

Character: Policeman

Harry Enfield

Character: Pickles (voice)

Jared Garfield

Character: Frank

Peter Vollebregt

Character: Fritz Hohenzollern II