Dean Iandoli

Character: Norm Median

Diana Frank

Character: Candice Cain

David Marriott

Character: Mr. Armageddon

Robert Lind

Character: Dume

Sean Haines

Character: Glume

Doug Kerzner

Character: Orson 'O.D.' Davis

Troy Fromin

Character: Eggbert Hoser / Macmonster

Bob Cady

Character: Mr. Jon Doe / Monster in Charge

Susan Smeltzer

Character: Miss Anna Thorpe

David Fuhrer

Character: Mel Anoma

Margie Stein

Character: Slisa Beealzeberg

Shicksah Anne Spear

Character: Squashed Dog

Seth Jared Weinstein

Character: Art the Gargoyle

Andrew Husmann

Character: Danny Devine

Jeffrey 'Jiffy' Jefferson

Character: Donald Hightower

Julie McPherson

Character: Beatrice Beldam

Denisa Willhite

Character: Camelia Carver

Vikki Vixon

Character: Missy Rahl

Henri Young

Character: Coach Otto Parts

Phil Fondacaro

Character: Stinksucker

Rhonda Gray

Character: Body Double / Featured Extra