Willie McClinton Jr.

Character: Santa Claus

Drew Hankinson

Character: Sex Ferguson

Matthew Cardona

Character: GI Broski

Brian Myers

Character: Brian Bone-Crunchin

Jacob Southwick

Character: Sergei the Siberian

Anthony Gunn

Character: Stalingrad Strangler

Ashley Lomberger

Character: Jazzy Fitbody

Rachel Freeman

Character: Wanda The Werewoman

Joshua Lemay

Character: Tim Burr

William Morrissey

Character: Eric "The Red" Wood

Deonna Kupryk

Character: Ima Belle

Gia Miller

Character: Rusty Iron

Austin Highley

Character: Rip Rayzor

Jacob Doyle

Character: Harry Hall

Lawrence Jones

Character: Badlands Bart

Josh Lomberger

Character: Giuseppe Scovelli Jr.

Hakim Zane

Character: Quincy Cosmos

Patricia Forrest Gresham

Character: Georgia Cobb

Jessica Cricks

Character: Lady Bird Johnston

Terry Gerin

Character: Frank The Butcher

Joseph Dorgan

Character: Johnny Swinger

Albert Christian Hardie Jr.

Character: Ace Reporter

Mike Jackson

Character: Mikey Singer

Josh Harter

Character: Editor-in-Chief

Chad Allegra

Character: Chad 2 Badd

Trey McBrayer

Character: Bill Ding

Joshua C Franklin

Character: Mr. E

Sam Beale

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Scott D'Amore

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Steve Scott

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Allen Sarven

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Quinn Ojinnaka

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John E. Bravo

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Heath Miller

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Matthew Kaye

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Robert Evans

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Samuel Alton Johnston

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Christopher Scoville

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