Hywel Bennett

Character: Edwin Anthony

Denholm Elliott

Character: Emmanuel Whitbread

Elke Sommer

Character: Helga

Britt Ekland

Character: Dorothy Chiltern-Barlow

Cyd Hayman

Character: Moira Warrington

Janet Key

Character: Hazel Anthony

Tracey Crisp

Character: Miss Elder

Antonia Ellis

Character: Rita La Rousse

Patrick Mower

Character: James Vaile

Pauline Delaney

Character: Sister Flanagan

Adrienne Posta

Character: Maggie Hyde

Julia Foster

Character: Marilyn

Sheila Steafel

Character: Mrs Gold

Arthur English

Character: Pub Comic

Angus MacKay

Character: TV Producer

Tracy Reed

Character: Mrs. Penney

Rita Webb

Character: Mrs Hedges

Charles Hodgson

Character: TV Interviewer

Sue Lloyd

Character: Bernice

Denise Coffey

Character: Operator

Edward Malin

Character: Elderly Patient

Margaretta Scott

Character: Rita's Mother

Graham Crowden

Character: Alfred Spaulton

T. P. McKenna

Character: Meet The People Compere

Tony Haygarth

Character: Purdey

Ronnie Brody

Character: Reporter

George Best

Character: Himself

Penny Brahms

Character: Football Fan

Dennis Chinnery

Character: Newsreader

Harry Fielder

Character: Customer

Reg Thomason

Character: Doctor