Cameron Diaz

Character: Natalie Cook

Drew Barrymore

Character: Dylan Sanders

Demi Moore

Character: Madison Lee

Lucy Liu

Character: Alex Munday

Bernie Mac

Character: Jimmy Bosley

Justin Theroux

Character: Seamus O'Grady

Robert Patrick

Character: Ray Carter

Crispin Glover

Character: Thin Man

Shia LaBeouf

Character: Max Petroni

Luke Wilson

Character: Pete Kominsky

Matt LeBlanc

Character: Jason Gibbons

John Cleese

Character: Mr. Munday

John Forsythe

Character: Charles 'Charlie' Townsend (voice)

Rodrigo Santoro

Character: Randy Emmers

Robert Forster

Character: Roger Wixon

Ja'net DuBois

Character: Momma Bosley

Yuen Cheung-Yan

Character: Deranged Mongol

Daxing Zhang

Character: Demented Mongol

Bruce Comtois

Character: Large Mongol

Khin-Kyaw Maung

Character: Crooked-Tooth

Tanoai Reed

Character: Wrestler

Andrew Wilson

Character: Cop

Eric Bogosian

Character: Alan Caulfield

Eve

Character: Self

Pink

Character: Coal Bowl Starter

Carrie Fisher

Character: Mother Superior

Zack Shada

Character: Thin Boy

Jennifer Gimenez

Character: Nun

Kate Hendrickson

Character: Nun

Josh Janowicz

Character: Hot Priest

Tommy Flanagan

Character: Irish Henchman

Chris Pontius

Character: Irish Henchman

Luke Massy

Character: Irish Henchman

Big Boy

Character: Bosley's Cousin

Anthony Griffith

Character: Bosley's Cousin

Wayne Federman

Character: Bathroom Guy

Steve Hytner

Character: Bathroom Guy

Bob Stephenson

Character: Crazed Fan

Shanti Lowry

Character: Treasure Chest Dancer

Nadine Ellis

Character: Treasure Chest Dancer

Cyia Batten

Character: Treasure Chest Dancer

Staci B. Flood

Character: Treasure Chest Dancer

Carmit Bachar

Character: Treasure Chest Dancer

Béla Károlyi

Character: Self

Ricky Carmichael

Character: Self

Carey Hart

Character: Self

Chris Gosselaar

Character: Self

Jeremy McGrath

Character: Self

Mark Cotone

Character: Prison Guard

Bruce Willis

Character: William Rose Bailey (uncredited)

Melissa McCarthy

Character: Bystander (uncredited)

Ashley Olsen

Character: Future Angel (uncredited)

Mary-Kate Olsen

Character: Future Angel (uncredited)

Jaclyn Smith

Character: Kelly Garrett (uncredited)

Sven-Ole Thorsen

Character: Machine Gun Mongol (uncredited)

Joan Blair

Character: Beach Lady With Sandcastle (uncredited)

Khristian Lupo

Character: Mongolian Key Keeper (uncredited)

Matt McColm

Character: O'Grady's Goon (uncredited)