Ian Holm

Character: Ben Singleton

Penelope Wilton

Character: Alice Singleton

Bill Owen

Character: Amos

Richard Hope

Character: Hubert

Stephen Moore

Character: Howard

Rosemary Martin

Character: Sylvia, The Continuity Girl

Patrick Drury

Character: David Wolmer

Aran Bell

Character: Tristram

Stephanie Tague

Character: Emma Singleton

C.J. Allen

Character: Len

Norman Fisher

Character: Derek

Claire Laine

Character: Chicken Factory Girl

Denise Summers

Character: Chicken Factory Girl

Kenneth MacDonald

Character: Peter Armitage

Barbara Burgess

Character: Hubert's Granny

Tim Seely

Character: Landowner

Johnny Golde

Character: Cowman

Stephen Phillips

Character: TV Presenter

Gillian Barge

Character: Gwen

Steve Vickers

Character: Telecom Driver

Tim Stern

Character: Car Driver

Ken Ives

Character: TV Editor

Patrick Connor

Character: Policeman

Tommy Wright

Character: Smithfield Poultry Dealer

Dave Atkins

Character: Smithfield Poultry Dealer

Eric Richard

Character: Basil

Pearl Hackney

Character: Pub Landlady

Kevin Allen

Character: TV Crew

Jeff Rawle

Character: TV Crew

Brian Glover

Character: Father Christmas

Ben White

Character: Rollo