Lexi Belle

Character: Cornhole Richie

Katie Morgan

Character: Katherine Hymen

Eva Angelina

Character: Hot Chick #3

Jada Fire

Character: Cumdoleezza Rice

Aurora Snow

Character: Hairless Hilton

Hillary Scott

Character: The Holesen twins

Dru Berrymore

Character: Dumi Moore

Penny Flame

Character: Lindsay Blowhan

Mikayla Mendez

Character: Hot Chick #2

Vanessa Lane

Character: Hot Chick #1

Kaiya Lynn

Character: Sandra Ho

Ginger Lea

Character: Vicky Orson / Ginger

Kelly Broox

Character: Phoebe Sue Orson / Kelly

Evan Stone

Character: Evan

Steven St. Croix

Character: Randy Orson / Willy / Steven

Ron Jeremy

Character: Ron

Herschel Savage

Character: George W. Bush

Dick Nasty

Character: Dick Cheney

Nick Manning

Character: Gashton Cootcher

Marcos Leon

Character: Wilmer Balled-yer-mama

Trent Soluri

Character: Trent Orson / Scroatie

Mikey Butders

Character: Butders

Kris Roc

Character: Breaston Burke

Johnny Lightning

Character: Guest director