Kal Penn

Character: Edward

Adam Campbell

Character: Peter

Jennifer Coolidge

Character: White Bitch

Jayma Mays

Character: Lucy

Faune Chambers Watkins

Character: Susan

Crispin Glover

Character: Willy

Tony Cox

Character: Bink

Héctor Jiménez

Character: Mr. Tumnus

Darrell Hammond

Character: Captain Jack Swallows

Carmen Electra

Character: Mystique

David Carradine

Character: Museum Curator

Fred Willard

Character: Aslo

Kevin McDonald

Character: Harry Potter

George Alvarez

Character: Ron

Crista Flanagan

Character: Hermoine

Dana Seltzer

Character: Flight Attendant

Dane Farwell

Character: Albus Dumbledore

Tad Hilgenbrink

Character: Cyclops

Jim Piddock

Character: Magneto

Vince Vieluf

Character: Wolverine

Kahshanna Evans

Character: Storm

Lindsey Kraft

Character: Rogue

Jareb Dauplaise

Character: Nacho Libre

Rico Rodriguez

Character: Chanchito

Danny Jacobs

Character: Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch

David Lehre

Character: Ashton Kutcher

James Walker Sr.

Character: Samuel Jackson

Tysen Knight

Character: Kanye West

Alla Petrou

Character: Paris Hilton

Gregory Jbara

Character: Mel Gibson

Jill Latiano Howerton

Character: Singing Pirate Girl

Abe Spigner

Character: Flavor Flav

Shawn McDonald

Character: P. Diddy Faun

Lauren Conrad

Character: Lauren Conrad

Katt Williams

Character: Harry Beaver (voice)

Nick Steele

Character: Lead Archer

Brennan Thomas

Character: Woodsman

David J. Catching

Character: Aslo's Camp Band

Jesse Hughes

Character: Aslo's Camp Band

Brian O'Connor

Character: Aslo's Camp Band

Gene Trautmann

Character: Aslo's Camp Band

Kenny Yates

Character: Pirate with Heart

D.J. Dierker

Character: Pirate

Taran Killam

Character: Pirate

Jeremy Rowley

Character: Pirate

Qiana Chase

Character: Pirate Wench

Jillian Grace

Character: Pirate Wench

Masha Lund

Character: Pirate Wench

Pollyanna Uruena

Character: Pirate Wench

Sara Jean Underwood

Character: Pirate Wench

Olivia Hardt

Character: Cribs Faun

Zee James

Character: Cribs Faun

Ginny Jones

Character: Cribs Faun

Britten Kelley

Character: Cribs Faun

Arielle Vandenberg

Character: Cribs Faun

Heather Storm

Character: Aslo's Girl

Irina Voronina

Character: Jogging Girl

Audra Lynn

Character: Wardrobe Girl

Darko Belgrade

Character: James Bond

Brookelyn Freed

Character: Bond Girl

Sabi Dorr

Character: Blacksmith

David Whatley-Zepeda

Character: Silas the Monk

Mike Grief

Character: Prison Guard

Mary Castro

Character: Breast Bite Woman

Ron Léroy

Character: Nose Bite Guy

Thomas Van Tassel

Character: Crotch Bite Guy

Lichelle D. Ebner

Character: Morphed Mystique

Paul Zies

Character: Thug

Roscoe Lee Browne

Character: Narrator (voice)

Ronald Lee Clark

Character: Oompa Loompa

Joe Gieb

Character: Oompa Loompa

Arturo Gil

Character: Oompa Loompa

Ricardo Gil

Character: Oompa Loompa

Michael Lee Gogin

Character: Oompa Loompa

Joseph S. Griffo

Character: Oompa Loompa

Pancho Moler

Character: Oompa Loompa

Mighty Mike Murga

Character: Oompa Loompa

Mark Povinelli

Character: Oompa Loompa

Jon Simanton

Character: Oompa Loompa

David Steinberg

Character: Oompa Loompa

John Tamaki

Character: Oompa Loompa

Kevin Thompson

Character: Oompa Loompa

Tyce Diorio

Character: Willy Dance Double

Richard Steelo Vasquez

Character: Curator Dance Double

Megan Hiratzka

Character: Dancing Pirate Girl

Samantha Faye Lee

Character: Dancing Pirate Girl

Philip Albuquerque

Character: Breakdancing Pirate

Jaime Burgos III

Character: Breakdancing Pirate

Oren Michaeli

Character: Breakdancing Pirate

Frankie DeMiranda

Character: Dancing Soldier

Chadd Smith

Character: Madd Chadd

Anwar Burton

Character: Michael Jackson

Yousef Abu-Taleb

Character: Daniel

Kevin Hart

Character: Silas (uncredited)

Scott L. Schwartz

Character: Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited)

Monica Ford

Character: The Hot Nun (uncredited)

John Eric Brown

Character: Warrior (uncredited)

Jon Overgaauw

Character: Oompa Loompa (uncredited)

Donna Russo

Character: Oompa Loompa (uncredited)

Phillip Sanchez

Character: Monk (uncredited)

Matt Weinglass

Character: Warrior (uncredited)

Michelle Lang

Character: Bond Girl

Dave Gist

Character: Man-Boobs! (uncredited)