Jay Mohr

Character: Anthony Cortino

Billy Burke

Character: Joey Cortino

Christina Applegate

Character: Diane Steen

Pamela Gidley

Character: Pepper Gianini

Olympia Dukakis

Character: Sophia

Lloyd Bridges

Character: Vincenzo Cortino

Jason Fuchs

Character: Young Vincenzo

Joe Viterelli

Character: Clamato

Tony Lo Bianco

Character: Marzoni

Blake Hammond

Character: Fatso Paulie Orsatti

Philip Suriano

Character: Frankie Totino

Vincent Pastore

Character: Gorgoni

Marisol Nichols

Character: Carla

Carol Ann Susi

Character: Clamato's Wife

Gregory Sierra

Character: Bonifacio

Vera Lockwood

Character: Rosa Cortino

Martin Charles Warner

Character: Jimmy Big Features

Joseph Jumbo Rufo

Character: Willy Denunzio

Tyler Daniel Wenz

Character: Toddler

Jason Davis

Character: Geno

T.J. Cannata

Character: The Boy Diane

Louis Mandylor

Character: Middle Aged Vincenzo

Georgia Simon

Character: Middle Aged Rosa

Joey Dente

Character: Middle Aged Clamato

Sebastian Aza

Character: Young Joey

Seth Adkins

Character: Tiny Anthony

Andreas Katsulas

Character: Narducci

Joseph R. Sicari

Character: Rizzo

Allyson Call

Character: Jenny

Monica Mikala

Character: Young Rosa

Anthony Jesse Cruz

Character: Young Clamato

James Costa

Character: Immigration Thug

Mark Goldstein

Character: Clerk

Stefan Lysenko

Character: Ruffo

Sofia Milos

Character: Young Sophia

Anthony Crivello

Character: Luigi Cortino

Saverio Carubia

Character: Villager

Bill Livingston

Character: Guess the Number Croupier

Gerald Emerick

Character: Guess the Number Player

Frankie Como

Character: Waiter

Brian Tahash

Character: Bodyguard

Richard Abraham

Character: Evil Priest

Frank Birney

Character: Wedding Priest

Don Bovingloh

Character: Funeral Priest

Henry Harris

Character: Nonchalant Guy

Karen Leigh Hopkins

Character: Nurse

Dan Klein

Character: Judas

Pat Harvey

Character: Newscaster

Jerry Haleva

Character: Saddam Hussein

Mr. Oh

Character: Korean Soldier

Jack I. Bernstein

Character: ATM Man with Double Chin

Don Cornelius

Character: Don Cornelius (uncredited)

Florence Griffith Joyner

Character: Running Woman (uncredited)

Isabel Sanford

Character: Louise Jefferson (uncredited)

Alex Trebek

Character: Alex Trebek (uncredited)

Deep Roy

Character: Small Hitman (uncredited)

Sherman Hemsley

Character: George Jefferson (uncredited)